You know who isn’t a real housewife? This mom, featured in November’s Family Circle magazine. She allegedly has four children–three boys, and a baby. Yet she has not one, but two dining tables sitting on rugs, and not just any rugs, but animal skin rugs!
Either the boys pictured in their perfectly matched pajamas are not really hers and the baby is a model, or the good folks at Family Circle brought in the rugs as room dressing, or she has a dozen maids waiting underneath the table, catching every sticky thing that falls from the kids’ plates, or the animal skins are actually magical, with self-cleaning powers. And don’t get me started on the light colored slip covers that will show any stain a child drops, rubs in, and spreads around while shifting in his seat.
Here’s what it looks like under a real housewife’s table, with crumbs, crayons, legos, a duplo piece, and stickers stuck to the floor.: